The Route Planner.
If you want to get there I wouldn't bother starting from here.
If you want to get there from here
You need to go back that way first, and revisit
The place you were at last before this, and then
You'll need to go back again - although you can miss
The next last place out and go straight to the place
Before that - and then you'll need to head the
Other way that you didn't go to get here, and when
You've gone a bit of a distance there'll be another choice,
This time you have to choose to head towards here but you
Won't really be coming here because that would be
Pointless when you actually want to get there and getting
There from here is just not really a sensible idea at all.
So when you've come towards here but not got here
You'll need to turn the other way and head back towards
The place you've just left but not on the road you left it on
As you have just turned off that road, and when you don't
Quite get back to where you were before you came this way
But didn't get as far as here you can turn the other way
Again and this time you'll be able to get
Most of the way there - but watch out because if you
Get there too late there won't be a ferry and then you'll
Just have to turn round and come back here so that
You can try again tomorrow.
The prompt today was directions.